Wednesday, November 30, 2005
Explanations Help. Kind of.
In case you hadn't noticed, some of my previous blogging seems to have centered on attempting to off-handedly imitate Dave Barry. This is, of course, because Dave Barry is the dang greatest guy I know of since perhaps 1 A.D. He is capable of making almost anyone laugh, except moms. What's with that? His humor style. Ahh, his beautiful guy humor style... *tranced*
Anyway, if you havn't read his books, read them now.
Also, this is the first post that has had an even remotely serious topic. I plan to make it my last, as well.
Anyway, if you havn't read his books, read them now.
Also, this is the first post that has had an even remotely serious topic. I plan to make it my last, as well.
If You Go In One Door, Watch the Other
Every morning early, my brother, mother and I go to a short study at our church. While Andy studies, I practice the organ, supervised by Mom. So, at the end, we walk out and Andy walks to the car.
Anyway, this time Andy got out a little early. He walked into the room where the organ was, and we all walked out. At the car, we realized another student didn't have a ride. As she walked in to ask the teachers to stay till her ride, her ride arrived. Andy got out of the car to go inform her. Now, the side of the building we were on had a kitchen door, which stayed locked from the outside, and the main door, which was currently un-locked. Andy ran in the main door, and at the same moment, the other student walked out the kitchen door. Realizing she needed to inform Andy that her ride was there and he didn't need to warn her, she ran into the main door, at the same moment that Andy left. This game of hide-and-go-seek on both sides went on for several minutes before Andy finally stopped and waited. Of course, she didn't come out. So he walked into the main door. She exited once again, but this time Andy was prepared. He jumped back out the main door, and the issue was resolved.
Of course, if you want to replicate this occurance, we support it. Wasting time is both pointless and stupid, which are qualities in actions you should support. If you don't, see a psychiatrist immediatly, who will tell you that we are dead wrong. Don't believe him. He's trying to brain wash you. Don't believe him. He's trying to brain wash you. Don't believe him. He's trying to brain wash you. Don't believe...
Anyway, this time Andy got out a little early. He walked into the room where the organ was, and we all walked out. At the car, we realized another student didn't have a ride. As she walked in to ask the teachers to stay till her ride, her ride arrived. Andy got out of the car to go inform her. Now, the side of the building we were on had a kitchen door, which stayed locked from the outside, and the main door, which was currently un-locked. Andy ran in the main door, and at the same moment, the other student walked out the kitchen door. Realizing she needed to inform Andy that her ride was there and he didn't need to warn her, she ran into the main door, at the same moment that Andy left. This game of hide-and-go-seek on both sides went on for several minutes before Andy finally stopped and waited. Of course, she didn't come out. So he walked into the main door. She exited once again, but this time Andy was prepared. He jumped back out the main door, and the issue was resolved.
Of course, if you want to replicate this occurance, we support it. Wasting time is both pointless and stupid, which are qualities in actions you should support. If you don't, see a psychiatrist immediatly, who will tell you that we are dead wrong. Don't believe him. He's trying to brain wash you. Don't believe him. He's trying to brain wash you. Don't believe him. He's trying to brain wash you. Don't believe...
